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40 Reasons Why I Hate Twilight40 Reasons Why I Detest Twilight40 Reasons Why I Hate Twilight
WARNING: Bad language to follow. Reader discretion is advised.
1. Vampires do not sparkle. EVER. When Stephenie Meyer made Edward Cullen sparkle, Bram Stoker rolled over in his grave and the hordes of Satan rejoiced.
2. Since when has it been considered "flattering" when your boyfriend-to-be watches you sleep at night? In every other book I've ever read, that's considered "creepy".
3. The books promote, among other things; drug abuse, suicide, dropping out of high school, teen pregnancy, etc, etc, etc.
4. I ran the character Isabella Swan


Me and My InsanityNo luck? Well, that's settled, then! I've heard them before What about the Temujai, Erak? I see your capacity for addition has improved It is beautiful indeed Meaningless! Meaningless! What in God's name...? So we must act quickly There have? Good shot! What time is it now? I don't think that...that...wuld be possible for us Why? Scared the hell out of them, too You wanted me here Who dare come to the adventure of the Golden Fleece? Noel, why do they let him do it? I want a baby penguin Then my father is truly dead Well, whaMe and My Insanity


Younglings Chapter 2Younglings: A Star Wars Fan FictionYounglings Chapter 2
Chapter Two: Shrinking
That Same Morning, During the Council Meeting The assistant did his best not to shudder, sensing Sidious standing behind him. How long until the effect sets in? the cold voice asked. The assistant did his best to answer assuredly. If all goes well, the desired effect should begin inhe glanced nervously at the clockthirty seconds, my lord. Sidious smiled as he watched the clock, counting down the seconds. Twenty-five twenty If this plan failed, the assistant wo
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Real Vamps Hate TwilightReal vampires don't sparkle, dear. They burn.Real Vamps Hate Twilight
Real vampires arent hawt. Theyre sauve and elegant. Or, conversely, they're corpse-like and spread the Black Death.
Real vampires don't snog Mary Sues. They rip out people's throats.
Real vampires don't have lolcow fangirls. Real vampires have murderous fangirls.
Real vampires don't lie down with lambs. Guess what they do to lambs?
Real vampires aren't asshat stalkers. They're homicidal maniacs.
Real vampires don't glare angrily at werewolves. They kill them.
Real vampires aren't n
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I had the greatest time ever reading that.
It just about made my night.
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